For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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