Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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