Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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