with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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