Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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