? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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