weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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