That's intense
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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