Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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