Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
No subtext here. People are naked.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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