He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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