But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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