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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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