Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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