Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
