Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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