oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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