Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
you inspire me to be a worse person
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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