I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
