She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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