I accidentally burped into my bong.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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