Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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