i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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