Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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