are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize