Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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