my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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