i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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