i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
