So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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