Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
My vagina just clenched in fear
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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