i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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