OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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