I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
