Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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