This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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