I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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