Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
