Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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