HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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