"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
is it fun? or sober?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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