The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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