4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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