I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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