Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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