the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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