Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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