You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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