Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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