What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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