Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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